white girls are out of control these days 


me as a parent


today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.



This is perfect.

I’m so glad he’s guarding our galaxy


so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack


*12 year old boy voice* should we do it dude?


*12 year old boy voice* should we do it dude?


this guy is systematically undoing the world


there is so much unnecessary heterosexuality on tv


*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*


Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.